Life is like a box of chocolates, if you're a lactose intolerant diabetic with a lethal cocoa allergy...

Most internet MC's should sell drugs or sweep floors. Which reminds me, hmu if you need any drugs sold or floors swept... #LeadByXample
— TheReal Xpliss (@TheRealXpliss) November 13, 2013

What are you doing here?

I mean... Welcome to some of my internetz, it isn't exactly finished yet and I don't have enough to material to keep you busy for long but go check out the rest of this place by clicking the tabs up top(music, videos, help etc... You can download some free music, find out the many ways to help/support me and best of all give me money (buy some shit or donate!). Fire will be made soon. Right now I'm working on getting recording equipment, so I can fix your Ipod. ~XP

A post?

This is what a post looks like. I just write shit here instead of writing bars or trying to learn something... Like a new language, speed reading, how to fly a plane/drive a spaceship, how to make money from this website or use HTML Yea I made a youtube I won't tell you not to subscribe to it. I just rhyme there for now but one day I might put up cat videos or vlog about some trendy shit I haven't learned about yet. Combat Juggling Anyone?
I know I'm being stingy with the bars on the internet but I will have some nice projects out soon and they will be freeeee!
I would really like to speak to the people of the internet, such a kind people they are. I have learned much of their world recently, I don't like the pressure of having to "compose" tweets but #hashtagging shit is a concept I'm starting to grasp... I would prefer to just compose #barsbarsbars and.... on that note.... I'm out... #Smoke #Write  #Cousinofdeath